Love

Dil ki rahon ke yaar ho tum
Mohbbat ki fiza aur bahar ho tum
Meri dubati naw ki patwar ho tum
Bas itna bata do
Kis pagal khane se farar ho tum

दिल की राहों के यार हो तुम
मोहब्बत की फ़िज़ा और बहार हो तुम
मेरी डूबती नाव की पतवार हो तुम
बस इतना बता दो
किस पागलखाने से फरार हो तुम


Zindagi ek pal hai..
jisme na aaj hai na kal hai.
jeelo isko is tarah...
ki jo bhi Aapse mile..
vo yahi kahe..
bas yahi wo achha pal hai!

ज़िंदगी एक पल है..
जिसमे ना आज है ना कल है.
जी लो इसको इस तरह...
कि जो भी आपसे मिले..
वो यही कहे..
बस यही वो अच्छा पल है!

Kyun satate ho hame begano ki taraha,
kabhi to chaho chahne walon ki taraha,
ham me thi kami jo apko ham yaad na aye,
aap me thi kuch baat jo ham aapko bhul na paye

क्यूँ सताते हो हमे बेगानो की तरह,
कभी तो चाहो चाहने वालों की तरह,
हम मे थी कमी जो आपको हम याद ना आए,
आप मे थी कुछ बात जो हम आपको भूल ना पाए


 

मोहब्बत की फ़िज़ा और बहार हो तुम

ये दोस्ती मेरी नही हमारी है,
इसलिए तो सब रिश्तों से प्यारी है,
ज़रूरी नही दोस्तों का रोज़ मिलना,
तभी तो SMS का सिलसिला जारी है !


Ye dosti meri nahi hamari hai,
Isliye to sab rishton se pyari hai,
zaroori nahi doston ka roz milna,
tabhi to SMS ka silsila jari hai !

Wheel Love

Hamara ishq tha hi itna saccha,
ki scooter par lagta hi tha accha,
Jab milne unse jati thi,
To scooter par hi sapno ka ghar banati thi,
Sara din Delhi ki roads par scooter chalta tha,
aur Hamara ishq us scooter par hi chalta tha.
Magar un pyari batoon mein hum iss kadar kho jate they,
Ki Red light ko bhi paar kar jate they,
Fir aashiqui mein chaalan ho jata tha,
Jo thode bahut paise hote they,
wo bhi traffic police wala le jata tha.
Isliye dosto agar GF ko ghoomane jayo
To driving licence apni jeb mein jaroor le jayo…

Hindi Shayari

Na Chand Ki Tarah,Na suraj Ki Tarah,
Na Aasma Ki Tarah,Na sitaro Ki Tarah,
Koi Dost Mujhe Mile To Bus Aap Ki Tarah !!
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Khushiyo Par Fizao Ka Pehra Na Jane Kis
Umeed Pe Dil Thahra Teri Ankho Se Jhalakte
Dard Ki Kasam Ye Dosti Ka Rishta Mahobbat Se Gahra !!
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Wo Dil Hi Kia Jo Tere Milne Ki Tamana Na Kare ,
Me Tujhey Bhool K Zinda Rahoon Khuda Na Kare,
Rahega Payar Tera Sath Mere Zindagi Ban Kar,
Ye Or Bat He Kay Zindagi Mere Wafa Na Kare !!
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Sabne Kaha Dosti Ek Dard Hai,
Hamne Kaha Dard Kabul Hai!
Sabne Kaha Dard Ke Saath Ji Na Paoge,
Hamne Kaha Teri Dosti Ke Saath Marna Kabul Hai !!
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Jab Koi Khayal Dil Se Takarata Hai,
Dil Na Chahkar Bhi Khamosh Rah Jata Hai
Koi Sab Kuch Kahkar Dosti Jatata Hai
Koi Kuch Na Kahkar Dosti Nibhata Hai !!
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Duniya Me Bohut Gam Milege
Sach Mano Achhe Dost Kam Milege
Jish Mod Sab Shath Chhod Dege
Us Mod Per Intjaar Karte Hum Milege !!
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Pehle Chitti Ke Badle Taar Aata Tha
1 Bulave Pe Mera Yaar Aata Tha
Ab Padke Delete Karti Hai Mera Msg Ko
Kabhi Har Msg Ka Jawab Aata Tha !!
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Suraj Ke Samne Raat Nahi Hoti,
Sitaron Se Dil Ki Baat Nahi Hoti,
Jin Doston Ko Hum Dilse Chahte Hai,
Na Jaane Kyun Unse Roz Mulakat Nahi Hoti !!
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Koi Kahta Hai Dosti Nasha Ban Jati Hai,
Koi Kahta Hai Dosti Saza Ban Jati Hai,
Dosti Karo Agar Dil Se To Dosti Hi
Jeene Ki Vajah Ban Jati Hai !!
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Yade Hoti Hai Satane Ke Liye
Koi Roothata Phir Manane Ke Liye
Rishte Banana Koi Muskil To Nahi
Bas Jan Tak Chali Jati Hai,Use Nibhane Ke Liye !!
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Kas Khusiyno Ki Ek Dukan Hoti
Aur Usme Hamari Pahchan Hoti
Lelete Apke Liye Sari Khusiyna
Chahe Unki Kimat Hamari Jan Hoti !!
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Hum Agar Apko Msg Nahi Kar Pate To Aisa Nahi Hai
Ki Ap Hume Yad Nahi Aate Mana Ki Sab Rishte,
Nibhaye Nahi Jate Par Jo Bas Jate Hai Dil Main Bulaye Nahi Jate !!

 

Shair Arz Kiya Hai…
Zara Tawajo Chahiye…
Khushiyan Milain Tumhain Har Qadam Ba Qadam…
Khuda Ki Qasam Shair Khatam
Plz Naraz Mat Ho Acha Chalo Dosra Shair Hai…
Chahe Ge Tm Ko Dilo Jan Se Hum
Khuda Ki Qasam Ye Shair Bhe Khatam
Thora Aur Bura Maan Lo…
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Best Sms Of 1947
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Tab Mobile Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
Bas Sms Parhne Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai…
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Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr
& Marriage In Age Of 21yr?
Govt Ko Ye Pata Hai K
Desh Sumbhalna Aasan Hai
Lekin Biwi Nahi…
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Palko Pe Apni Baithaya Hai Tumhe
Badi Dino Ke Baad Paya Hai Tumhe
Aasani Se Nahi Mile Tum
National Zoological Park Se Churaya Hai Tumhe…
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Mere Hath Me Tera Hath Ho
Tere Hath Me Bajuwale Ka Hath Ho
Aur Uske Hath Me Mera Hath Ho Fir?
Fir Kya Teeno Milake Khelege GHOOM-GHOOM …

Do Sardar Ki Dosti

Gadha jo khaaye wo Ghaas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanpraash ho tum,
Idiot, stupid, bakwaas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho! Yaar! Dost Jhakaas ho tum..!!!

Sardar Ji or Chappal

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”

Judge and Lawyer

Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

If every one forgets you I will be with you

If every one forgets you, I will be with you,
If every one betrays you I will be with you,
If every one lets you down I will still be with you,
But if every one likes you, then sorry I will be with them...

Friends are like a page in the book of life

Friends are like a page in the book of life.
Every page with a different subject.
But you are my index page that is why you are covering every subject of my life.
Have a wonderful life....

I Am Thankful For All The Joy You Brought Into My Life

On This special Day,
A Star Of pure Love Appeared 2 be My Gift ... My Present & My Future
Which is You...!!!
I'm Very Thankful For All The Joy & happiness You Brought Into My Life
Happy Birthday My Love and have a wonderful life.....!!!

Smile is FREE

You probably know what is the longest word in English language.
Yes, it is "SmileS" bcoz there is mile between the two "S" (S mile S).
And the best of all it is FREE It costs absolutely nothing for you,
but can mean the world to the person who receives it!
so please spread smiles everywhere.

Difference between TV and Computer

What is difference between TV and Computer?

Ans.  Nothng both are ididot box but the way of using is different.

Difference between shit and oh shit

Difference b/w shit & Oohh shit:
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A boy Threw a love letter to a girl
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but it fell on her brother..
Shittt!
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And Her brother was GAY..
Oohh ShIt
:-P

Funny Forgotton Laws of Newton

Laws Which Newton Forgot To State
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telefone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with : P

The most beautiful people

The most beautiful people
in the world are not those
with attractive faces or skinny body,
but those who know
how to respect the beauty of others.

Qurry

Son: Dady when i will get elder when i will gor for anywhere and i didn't ask for mother?
Dady: My son still i m too not so elder.

Arz kiya hai;

Arz kiya hai;
Tere dar pe sanam.......
Tere dar pe sanam, Hazar bar ayenge ,
Ghanti bajayenge or bhag jayenge.

Beauti

Chand ke liye sitare anek hai,
Sitaro ke liye chand ek hai,
Aap ke liye or huzzzar hinge,
Humare liye, aap ek han.

Confess

Bekhude ki zindagi hum jjiya nahi kerte,
Jaam dusro se chheen ker hum piya nahi karte,
Unko mohabbat hai to aa kar izhaar karien,
Pichha hum kisi ka kiya nahin karte.

Beauti

Asman Se utari hai,
Taron se sajai hai,
Chand ki Chandni se nehlai hai,
Mere dosti sambhaal ke rakhna yehdosti;
Yeh meri zendagi ki kamai hai.

Fact

Har narajgi ka matlab inkaar nhi hota,

Har muskurahat ka matlab pyar nhi hota,

Jindagi main najre mil hi jati hai,

Mgar hur nazar ka matlab pyar nhi hota,

Waiting

Chale bhi aao hum tumhi se pyar kerte hai,

Yahi toh gunah hai jo hum baar baar kerte hai,

Jalaker hum apne dil  ko muhabbat main,

Tumhare aana ka intzar kerte hai.

Pain

Juban se naam late ho,

Toh aasu aaa jate hai,

Kabhi hazaro baate kerte thay,

Aaj ek baat ke liye taras jate hai.